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This girl I know pushes her nose up to men she thinks are pigs to make fun of them?

I joke and tell her it might stay that way once. Do you think it is possible if a nose was held up long enough it could stay? Or would it go back to shape in time? Odd question but I’m bored!!

By: Mike22



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How is it funny.?

I don’t get this joke:
It was once said that when a black man became president, pigs would fly. and now swine flu!

That doesn’t make any sense at all.
this joke is stupid
Dang, I’m gonna get the record of most answers soon…
I didn’t make this “joke” up

By: Birdman



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Please help me? I need your advice regarding my guinea pig. How to cure his swollen feet ?

We did not notice that his feet are swollen and bleeding,until we washed his feet, the skin beneath his feet are bleeding. I do not know why it was swollen and the skin like tearing off? No crazy and silly answer. I just want to help my guinea pig from suffering.
Thank you for all your answers in advance for solving my problem. Please no joke ok!

By: Mylene L



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Is it true that people can eat everything on & in a pigs body?

My uncle use to always joke about how people eat everything that a pigs got to offer

By: moneyman



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I don’t understand this joke?

A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road. A woman was driving down the same road.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells “Pig!”
The man immediately leans out his window and replied, “Hag!”
They continue on their way and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

What does it mean?

By: ollie



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isnt this freaky in a cool way?

okay back on the day people used to say pigs will fly before a black person is elected president. 100 days after Barack Obama was elected swine flu. [ya know like flew haha]
LOL

poll: what do you think of it??
smiley58: maybe you should actually THINK before ya speak. hello this is a joke. like haha thats funny. i neverr said that this was the “first time” that the flu came around.

By: twilight freak and proud(:



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My guinea pig is ***?

Not literally.

I just got a male guinea pig for my guinea pig who seems to be really lonley. I put the together and instantly (Gordon) my oldest starts purring and humping merlyn (my new one).

Poor Merlyn is new and scared.

What should I do? I can’t seperate them because I only have one cage.
How long will this last?
I didn’t mean *** literally. It was a joke, at that a bad one..

BUT yeah, merlyns a boy…Trust me.

By: Harmless Sociopath.



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Joke! This is Funny?

my granpa said a while back if he lived to see a black become president pigs would fly. now look 5 months into obamas presidency and swine flu!! lmao!
lol. someone told me that. i thought i was funny. lmao talking panther. i do get out alot! but i got bored. and i cant answer anymore questions today. lol

By: cαяℓу x)



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Squeamishness help, please?

I don’t really know what to do. I’m horribly squeamish, and we had a dissection in Science the other day. I had to go home from throwing up, and it was the most embarassing thing that’s ever happened to me in my life so far. I don’t want that to happen ever again, and I don’t know what to do about next year when we have to dissect a frog. Some of my friends (uh, not so much anymore!) acted like it was some sort of joke and just laughed at me, not to mention making fun of me. What should I do to get over my squeamishness?

By: Moo Lovett



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Favorite Punch line?

What is your favorite punch line?
Not the whole joke just the punch line.
like:

I don’t know, but he’s got the Pope for a chaufer.

Holy cow, a talking pig!
rectum… damn near killed ‘em

By: G



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